Queen Latifah and Tory Burch to Launch FragrancesAlso, Angelina styled herself with a green wig for ‘Vanity Fair,’ the U.K. has a new treatment for premature balding, and some find Neutrogena’s new commercial sexually suggestive.
Calm Down, Everyone: Miley’s Just Following the ScriptThis week America has been rocked to its core by the flesh of Miley Cyrus’s back, but the crime doesn’t fit the outrage. She’s just doing what a starlet her age is supposed to.
On the Matter of Miley Cyrus’s Bedsheet’Vanity Fair’ fashion and style director Michael Roberts is upset everyone called Cyrus’s attire a “bedsheet.” It’s actually a specially-made satin stole.
What We Learned From Calvin Klein’s ‘Vanity Fair’ ProfileThe April issue of Vanity Fair has a lengthy profile (as VF profiles are wont to be) of Calvin Klein written by Ingrid Sischy. We imagine you’re busy, fabulous people, and are no doubt pressed for time, so we took it upon ourselves to read it so you won’t have to. Since Klein sold his company five years ago, he’s been spending his days in retirement renovating his mansions. We know — not very interesting. So we cut the rest of the fat and present you with the good bits:
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Manolo Blahnik Disgusted by Hollywood Actresses in His ShoesAs you no doubt learned before your 12th-birthday, Manolo Blahnik is not just a shoe, but an actual human being. Today we are amusingly reminded that Mr. Blahnik is a real person, one who chooses words like “dreadful” when describing four top Hollywood actresses on the latest cover of a “smart society magazine.” Well, censor he doth not.
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Selita Ebanks Works the Shows and the PartiesDuring this week of weeks, Victoria’s Secret model Selita Ebanks reports on Fashion Week from her elevated — and fabulous — perspective.
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Lauren Hutton Teaches Us About MathAt the Saks Fifth Avenue “Want It!” shopping event Wednesday night, we were wandering around, lazily stalking celebs, when a hand grabbed us. “Hi, I’m Lauren.” Hi, Lauren Hutton, we said, startled to be bum-rushed by the sixties supermodel. Why are you talking to us? She thought we were from the Times. We corrected her. She insisted we were from the Times. We went with it, and, boy, are we glad we did.